My favourite memories involve the train.
We get ourselves turned on by smearing dog shit on our foreheads. Instant erections! We create a choo choo train by raming our tiny cocks into the gaping hole of our gay-sex-crazed friends. Kurt usually goes first 'cos he blows his load by just smelling dog shit. Next, I put my little rammer in his ass and Rocco rams me with his little pecker. Dner loves playing caboose! (I think he likes this role just in case some random guy with a shit covered cock rams him from behind)
Some people say we are losers 'cos all we do is talk about pooping in each others gaping pie holes. I say to them: zoinks! I like gay sex and it is better with my loser friends than with an inflatable doll. I guess I could fuck Kurt's mom again, but I'm afraid my dick will fall off from the toxic ooze that drips out of her cunt meat flaps.
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