Remember when I was a student at Bayside High and I was in the 11th grade? Remember how I was the only boy who had no pubes? Remember how jealous I was of Rocco Dempsey because he had two tiny pubes and his cock seemed like a monster compared to yours? Remember how I would cry at night about this? Remember how Rocco knew how jealous I was and would strut his baby cock with two pubes mere inches from my face? Remember the day I saw Rocco in the shower and he had grown an enormous bush of pubes? Remember how he caught me checking out his package and became enraged? Remember how because I was embarrassed about my tiny cock, and no pubes that I always wore my underwear in the shower? Remember how Rocco came over and gave me an atomic wedgie that ripped the wasteband? Remember how he attacked me and shoved his cock down my throat? Remember how I got a really good look at his enormous pubic nest as he did this? Remember how he forced me to suck him off, then turned around and blasted me with a diarrhea spray? Remember how the entire male student body including Rocco Dempsey jerked off on me while this happened? Remember how after the attack I ran home to get online so I could attack Dustin Diamond, and other people in my extremely lame and unfunny ways? I sure was a loser that time!