Air force retrofits planes

The Air force has finalized all changes from the old paint to new on equipment. The planes have been retrofitted with new weapons systems.
Instead of guns, bombs, and missiles the new planes will be equipped with bubble cannons, and speaker systems designed to blast Lady GaGa songs. This will enable the forces to dance and frolic in style. Glee regiments are starting to emerge at bases all across America.

Christmas came early.

Kurt bought Assvomit and Rocco early Christmas presents. With the announcement from President Barrack Obama that the fourth of July is now going to be known as "Suck a black cock day" This is because the president feels that the country is ready to come out and be the Pro Gay country it has always been. This huge for Kurt and his group of Queers, no more hiding in dark rooms fantasizing about black cocks.

Kurt wanted his fellow faggots to ready with new patriotic wear. The usual red, white and blue will be replaced by the thong and matching truckers hat. Way to go USA!! finally something to be proud of. Seeing as the US has failed militarily for a very long time, this is a real morale booster for the people of America.