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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Kurt shut out for being too gay.

Sadly Kurt lost his second Internet Forum recently. In order for he and his lovers to cope they have spent their time in mourning, recycling the same lame crap they have been for a decade, making animated short movies.

There is hope: Kurt's homoerotic rest room fantasies will finally become real life experiences. Kurt will be imitating his demented erotic Dustin Diamond stories which Kurt affectionately refers to as art. Without this outlet of fantasy that Kurt has been using as an emotional crutch for so many years, no one really knows how Kurt will deal with ths loss. It is widely rumored that he will finally get to act out these bizarre scenarios and hopefully, when this happens for Kurt, everyone truly feels he will find peace, stroking and licking the shafts of strange men, being rewarded with and swallowing gallons of jizz while listening to a symphony of farts. I bet Kurt is rubbing one out just thinking about the next cock he gets to fondle and suck on. What a blessed life you lead! Don't worry Gay Kurt it will be okay.