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Saturday, August 14, 2010
Rocco & Kurt are fat bitches that like eating Doritos
Rocco is lame
Please, please, please shit in his mouth again so we can all enjoy the silence!
Kurt is in trouble! More animal abuse.
CHICAGO - Police say a traffic stop led to animal cruelty charges after they found a live cat "marinating" in oil and peppers in the trunk of a car.
Chicago police say officers heard the cat meowing when they stopped 51-year-old Kurt Steinberg to ticket him for running a stop sign Sunday night.
They say they checked the trunk and found 4-year-old Navarro in a cage, his fur covered with oil, crushed red peppers and chili peppers, according to the Chicago News.
Police say Kurt told them he did it because Navarro was ill-tempered. Kurt was charged with cruelty and released; his phone number isn't listed. He has a lot of strange friends on Facebook.
Police say he told them he was going to cook Navarro. Kurt also told officers a number of things that didn't make sense, including that his neutered male cat was pregnant.
Animal advocates have cleaned Navarro and put him up for adoption. The Chicago Police were convinced that Kurt had been humping the cat and using the pepper as a sexual stimulant.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Dner Boisner tries to film gay midget porn: becomes band manager instead!
Family coming for a visit
Breaking News!! Rocco is in trouble again

Hampton New Jersey sex crime: Volunteer for special needs charged with assault
July 18, 2010 (TopWireNews.com: - Law, press release)
07/13/2010 // West Palm Beach, FL, USA
Hampton, NJ – A Bloomsbury man who volunteered at a special-needs facility was charged with criminal sexual contact of a male patient on July 10, 2010, as reported by the Asbury Park Press.
Rocco Dempsey was arrested Saturday on charges of aggravated criminal sexual contact and endangering the welfare of an incompetent person, according to Prosecutor Dermot O’Grady of the Hunterdon County Prosecutor’s Office.
The 30-year-old man reportedly inappropriately touched a mentally disabled adult male. He was charged with the crime after receiving reports from employees of the ARC of Hunterdon in Hampton.
After employees reported the crime, a joint investigation was performed by the HCPO Special Victims Unit and New Jersey State Police at the Perryville Barracks.
Staff members of the ARC of Hunterdon community center reportedly became suspicious of Dempsey’s activities and the amount of time he spent with a specific mentally-disabled man in a wheelchair, according to authorities. Detectives determined that Dempsey touched the victim, who due to his condition, was unable to communicate.
Dempsey is a bus driver for the Huntersdon County LINK transportation service, which was often used by seniors and the disabled.
Dempsey’s bail was set at $25,000 with a 10 percent option. A no contact order was placed against him as well.
I am a fluffer
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Kurt is a fluffer!!!! OMG!!!!
Rose! She is still a rose even from behind!
Great News Rocco! If Rose and I break up there is hope for you!
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By Edvard Pettersson and Joel Rosenblatt
Aug. 12 (Bloomberg) -- A California federal judge held that his ruling allowing same-sex marriages in the state shall take effect Aug. 18, saying there’s no reason to delay enforcing the decision for more than a few days.
U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker in San Francisco today denied a request by supporters of the state’s constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage to suspend his Aug. 4 order while they appeal. The U.S. Court of Appeals in San Francisco could still order an emergency suspension of Walker’s order.
“None of the factors the court weighs in considering a motion to stay favors granting a stay,” Walker wrote in today’s ruling. “The court denies a stay except for a limited time solely in order to permit the court of appeals to consider the issue in an orderly manner.”
Proponents of the amendment, known as Proposition 8, said in court filings that delay was required because it’s likely they will prevail on appeal and because of “the possibility of irreparable harm” should the decision take effect immediately. The case may end up before the U.S. Supreme Court.
Charles Cooper, the lead lawyer for proponents of the ban, said his side was “gratified that Judge Walker has continued until Aug. 18 the temporary stay of his decision. We will promptly seek from the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals a stay pending the final resolution of the case.”
Cooper’s firm previously filed a notice of intent to appeal on behalf of four individuals and the website www.protectmarriage.com.
Proponents Not Persuasive
Proponents of Proposition 8 weren’t persuasive that a stay should be granted because they failed to prove a good chance of success on appeal, Walker ruled. They didn’t fulfill their requirement to show they will be harmed by the original ruling, the judge said.
The Proponents argued “that they have an interest in defending Proposition 8 but failed to articulate even one specific harm they may suffer as a consequence” of the order striking down the measure, Walker wrote.
Walker also said it’s doubtful proponents of the ban will be able to proceed on appeal because they don’t have a “state defendant” on their side. They may have to resort to persuading California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger or Attorney General Jerry Brown to file the appeal to get the case heard, Walker said. Both Schwarzenegger and Brown submitted court filings opposing the stay.
‘Same Rights’
“The court’s decision today recognizes that there is no reason to delay allowing gay men and lesbians to enjoy the same rights that virtually all other citizens already enjoy,” Theodore B. Olson, one of the lawyers who argued on behalf of same-sex marriage, said in an e-mailed statement.
Since Proposition 8 passed in 2008 by 52 percent of California’s voters, Iowa, Vermont, New Hampshire, Connecticut and the District of Columbia have legalized same-sex marriage. Massachusetts did so in 2004.
The three judges assigned to review any request to suspend Walker’s ruling are Edward Leavy, nominated by President Reagan and confirmed in 1987; and Michael Hawkins and Sidney Thomas, both nominated by President Clinton and confirmed to the appeals court in 1994 and 1996, respectively, according to the website for the San Francisco-based appellate court.
Schwarzenegger ‘Pleased’
“I am pleased to see Judge Walker lift his stay and provide all Californians the liberties I believe everyone deserves,” Schwarzenegger, a Republican, said in an e-mailed statement. “Today’s ruling continues to place California at the forefront in providing freedom and equality for all people.”
Walker said in his original decision that the plaintiffs, the city of San Francisco and two couples, demonstrated by “overwhelming evidence” that Proposition 8, passed by the state’s voters to upend a state Supreme Court decision, violates rights to equal protection under the law guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution. He prohibited California’s officials from standing in the way of same-sex marriages.
“Moral disapproval alone is an improper basis on which to deny rights to gay men and lesbians,” Walker wrote. “The evidence shows conclusively that Proposition 8 enacts, without reason, a private moral view that same-sex couples are inferior to opposite-sex couples” and violates constitutional protections because it “disadvantages gays and lesbians without any rational justification.”
About 18,000 gay couples married in California before Proposition 8 was passed. As of 2006, there were an estimated 109,000 gay couples in California, more than any other state, according to U.S. Census data compiled by the University of California, Los Angeles.
The case is Perry v. Schwarzenegger, 09-cv-02292, U.S. District Court, Northern District of California (San Francisco).
To contact the reporter on this story: Bob Van Voris in New York at rvanvoris@bloomberg.net; Edvard Pettersson in Los Angeles at epettersson@bloomberg.net.
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More Breaking news!!
A Chicago man faces a gross misdemeanor domestic battery charge after he allegedly urinated and spit on his living room floor and then punched his life partner, Kurt Steinberg in the chest.
The 31-year-old unemployed, Rocco Dempsey was booked on suspicion of second offense domestic battery and was jailed on $5,000 bail.
According to the arrest narrative, deputies were dispatched to the 2000 block of Hawaii Circle in reference to a report of a domestic battery.
On the scene authorities made contact with the reporting victim. Kurt Steinberg, Rocco's male lover stated he had been fighting with his boyfriend and that during the dispute Rocco "urinated in the living room and kept spitting on the floor," according to the report. he also noted the Dempsey may have also soiled his pants.
The victim, Steinberg, said that Dempsey had punched him in the upper right side of his chest with a closed fist and that he hit him back to defend himself. Steinberg also said that Rocco left the home on foot prior to deputies arriving at the scene. Steinberg appeared to be very intoxicated and no signs of injuries were observed, according to the report.
A deputy found Dempsey behind a Taco Bell at the intersection of Carson and Fairview Drive, rummaging through a dumpster. The deputy was advised that based on the information provided by Steinerg that the suspect was worthy of arrest for domestic battery. Another deputy transported Dempsey to the Chicago Jail as an assist, according to the report.
During the contact with the suspect at the jail, the deputy informed the man that he was under arrest for domestic battery. Dempsey said that Steinberg had hit him and scratched him on the neck. Dempsey then said he didn't want to make any other statements, according to the arrest report.
There were no signs of injuries that were observed on the man, other than a horizontal scratch on the outside of his right ankle, according to the report. After a criminal history check with Chicago dispatch, the man Dempsey was found to have a previous domestic battery conviction in 2006.
Breaking News!!
Man Arrested for Planning to Eat His Cat
There are sickos, and then there are sickos we can't even think of appropriate jokes for because they're such sickos. A prime example is accused cat abuser Kurt Steinberg, of Chicago Il
On Sunday afternoon, police pulled Steinberg over for running a stop sign and found his cat Navarro -- hopefully not named after Jane's Addiction guitarist and Carmen Electra banger Dave Navarro -- in the trunk of his car. The poor kitty was being "marinated," according to Steinberg, in oils, spices and peppers for that night's feast.
The accused cat prep cook was booked on a charge of animal cruelty, and Navarro is now named "Oliver," in order to help him transition to a life of, you know, not being eaten by yokels. He is currently in the process of being adopted by a harmless-seeming couple in town.
Judging by his mug shot, we'd say this Steinberg is entirely innocent. Who couldn't love a face that resembles a bowling ball landing in a pile of Spam?
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
My blushing bride Rose.
Please welcome my beautiful wife Rose. I was drunk when we first met, but since the blessed day I have never been happier.
Breaking news!!!!!!
A Chicago man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Rocco Dumpster, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.They ordered the man, Kurt Steinberg, to pay a dowry of ($50) to Rocco
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Rocco said.
Rocco Dumpster, of some shitty housing districtl in the lower East Side, told CNNthat he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Steinberg with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Rocco Dumpster then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Dumpster told CNN.
Advice to the crew: let Kurt chase the chickens!
These hamsters are scared of Rocco's ass!!!!
Kurt the goat fucker!
Kurt is such a loser!
This is him being shmart and stuff (btw this is a direct quote): Rick Bawls, you fucking faggot, I am going to fire my seed down your throat after you finish sucking off the 17 bums in front of me in line at the gloryhole
Rocco can be used in many ways!
What are the rules on Trolling?

I was looking for the rules on Trolling. Some claim you have to be yourself when you're Trolling. Is this true? Is there a handbook out there? Seriously guys, If I'm going to harrass someone I'm going to be sure to go by the book. Don't want to piss anyone off by being a jerk the wrong way. Kurt does not follow the rules but he has no real friends. (except his mommy, but she blows him out of pity or for money)
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Apology
Sorry for taking it too far. We were just trying to do it funny and imitate y'all. Did you laugh at all???
The memories
Chronic sex offender pleads guilty again
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Rocco Dempsey does most of his work in college libraries. Unfortunately, none of his efforts can be characterized as research. The 30-year-old registered sex offender, whose exploits have helped the Washington Supreme Court define criminal law, pleaded guilty today to yet another charge of indecent exposure stemming from a 2008 incident in which he twice masturbated in front of a male student at the JFK Library on the Cheney campus of Eastern Washington University.
He appeared Thursday before Superior Court Judge Maryann Moreno. Deputy Spokane County Prosecutor Ed Hay told the judge that Dempsey has several charges “stemming from quite similar events in college libraries.” The homeless man, originally from Nebraska, has at least 11 convictions in four states for either lewd conduct or indecent exposure. Those charges got bumped up to second-degree burglary with sexual motivation in 2001 after he continued to visit Gonzaga University’s Foley Library after he had been told not to return.
Dempsey pleaded guilty to the 2001 indecent exposure charge, but appealed the burglary conviction on the grounds that exposing himself to someone was not a crime against a person. According to court documents, Dempsey would find a male student studying alone in the library’s periodicals section. He would make a loud noise to get his attention. Then he would sit cross-legged behind a nearby bookshelf and remove enough books to create a clear line of sight between himself and the student. He would expose himself and begin masturbating while maintaining eye contact with the victim.
The case went to the state Supreme Court, which ruled in 2003 that Dempsey’s burglary was in fact a crime against a person. That ruling was the legal highlight of a rap sheet that includes convictions for mostly small-time crimes in California, Texas, Florida, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Illinois, Utah, Wyoming and Washington. In late April 2003, after a conviction for obstructing an officer in Spokane, Dempsey was extradited to Montana to face indecent exposure charges there, according to newspaper archives.
When he was arrested in the most recent case, Dempsey had a warrant for his arrest out of New Mexico for failure to pay fines for an indecent liberties conviction in that state, according to court records. According to sentencing recommendations announced today, Dempsey likely will face another year in prison when Moreno sentences him Sept. 8.
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Chicago police issued a misdemeanor summons to Steinberg in September 1996 in connection with a peeping Tom incident in a men's bathroom at the former Mervyn's department store at The Atrium shopping center, according to a Chicago Police Department incident report obtained by The Times-Picayune. The report states that Steinberg watched a man use the bathroom while peering through a hole in a bathroom stall. The man held Steinberg until police arrived, at which time he was issued the misdemeanor summons and ordered to appear in court. Steinberg said the man eventually withdrew his complaint, and the case was dismissed. A spokeswoman for the Chicago Police Department said the record was expunged.
Tapping foot in stall
In the second incident, Jefferson Parish deputies working an undercover detail in a men's bathroom at the food court at the Atrium Shopping Center in March 2000 stopped Steinberg after he indicated a desire to engage in sex with an undercover deputy in an adjoining bathroom stall, according to an interoffice memorandum written by Sgt. Keith Conley, one of the deputies involved in the investigation.
The report said Steinberg slid his foot into the deputy's stall and tapped the deputy's foot. In the report, Conley noted that such activity is common among men to indicate a willingness to participate in sex. The deputy inside the stall, Detective Wayne Couvillion, responded by tapping his foot, and Steinberg reached under the partition and began to rub the deputy's leg, the report states. The detective asked Steinberg, "What do you want?" according to the report, and he replied, "I want to blow you."
Steinberg also used a hand signal to indicate that he wanted to engage in sex and used language that indicated the same, according to the report. Conley, who is now the Chicago city attorney, confirmed the report's authenticity Thursday.
The incident did not culminate in an arrest because the deputy in the bathroom with Steinberg terminated the investigation after several children entered the bathroom, the report states. Conley noted in the report that Steinberg appeared well-versed and comfortable with the routine. Conley wrote that had the investigation been allowed to continue, it likely would have concluded in Steinberg's arrest on obscenity charges, including a possible attempted crime against nature.
Conley confronted Steinberg outside the bathroom, and Steinberg apologized and said he would not return, according to the report. Steinberg also said he has a problem with such behavior and had sought counseling for the addiction in the past, the report states. In both instances, Steinberg produced his commission from the Chicago Police Office identifying him as a captain. Steinberg said Thursday he did not show his commission either time until officers asked him for identification, all of which he keeps in his wallet.
Struggling after the separation from Rocco
Steinberg said he has enjoyed being with Rocco and his people and thanked his supporters. A dancer and Peter Pan impersonator who had received several endorsements from local theater companies in Chicago, Steinberg also noted that the stress from enduring an anal probing from his life partner Rocco Dempsey and its aftermath might have gotten the best of him. He lost his Chicago home to Dempsey in an out of court settlement, and it took him almost 14 months to rebuild.
Hey Kurt, I just got a new van!!
Rocco, Kurt, Dner and me (John Dado) doing what we do best
does anyone remember when I?
Monday, August 9, 2010
Would it be too paranoid to turn the 'DUstin DIAMONDS' SUPER Forum (General Discussion)' into allowed members only? It is where most of the plans are being made, this way no guests can view it, or even if they registered they would have to get access into it. I know this creates more work for our hardworking admin, but still.
Gooffy lovers caught on film!
ROCCO'S DAD WAITING FOR THE REAR ADMIRAL
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I wish normal things happened to me
My life is really strange
Kurt caught cheating in dumpster!
News! Kurt is really, really gay
Unwittingly out-of-the-closet homosexual Kurt Steinberg, a graphic designer who secretly frequents Cruisers, a local dance club, Steinberg has told only four people about his homosexuality. However, nearly all of his friends, co-workers and relatives are well aware of it, as is the clerk at the neighborhood Starbucks where Steinberg orders a "double mocha 'capp' in [a] paper [cup]" every day before work.
"Kurt is a very nice guy, and I totally support his sexual orientation," said co-worker Rocco, one of the countless people to whom Steinberg has not come out. "I think it's great that he's so open about it."
Though Steinberg denies dating men and feigns ignorance of gay culture, his extensive collection of butt-plugs and love of anal fisting are well-known.
Among the many other indicators that have tipped off the world to Steinberg's homosexuality include his running commentary on sex with Dustin Diamond, sex with random dudes, his constant playing of the Pet Shop Boys' Very on the mini CD boom box at his workstation, his standard greeting of "And how are we doing today?" and the week-long depression he fell into following Princess Diana's death.
"Sadly, we still live in a largely homophobic society, so there are many reasons why an individual would choose to hide his gayness," said magazine editor John Dado, for whom Steinberg frequently does freelance graphic-design work. "That's why I applaud Kurt's decision to just let it all hang out. He's so incredibly fun and flamboyant."
As people get to know Steinberg better, however, they inevitably discover that his openness is purely accidental.
"What can I say? I just adore Paris," Steinberg told co-worker Geri Hahn recently. "The Seine, The Louvre, Jean-Paul Gaultier—I'd die to live there someday."
"That is," Steinberg added, "assuming my girlfriend Rocco would want to move there, too."
Steinberg's invention of "Rocco"—his delicate fiancée currently touring the deep south with the Chicago Ballet—is just one of the many cover stories Steinberg has created to hide his homosexuality from those in whom he cannot confide.
The interior of Steinberg's four-room apartment, which his friends said "screams, 'Look, I'm gay!'"
Unbeknownst to Steinberg, every one of his efforts has been unsuccessful. Even those friends who have not accidentally found Manhole Magazine's 1998 Boy-Toy Revue video Steinberg keeps hidden behind his entertainment center have noted the other tell-tale signs of homosexuality around his apartment, such his extensive collection of glory hole paintings and coordinated ass fisting figurines.
Progressive and open-minded, Steinberg's friends have fully accepted his closeted status and have tried to create a comfortable environment for his sexual denial. But despite their open-mindedness, many of these friends were shocked and uncomfortable upon discovering that Steinberg was not yet "out."
"Of course, I've always respected his right to privacy regarding that very personal decision," friend Dner said. "But there's no doubt about it--he's gay. Not just a little gay, really gay. Last night he was ass-blasting me. "
Dner is among the many people who, upon meeting Steinberg, told him that they "have lots of gay friends," only to have the closeted man nervously reply that he thinks his sister might have a gay friend.
"I felt a little embarrassed for just assuming, but how was I supposed to know?" Chance said. "My gaydar tells me he's way out of the closet."
John Dado is among the four friends whom Steinberg, in moments of abandon, has told, "I'm not sure, but sometimes I think I might be bisexual."
"Big shocker, huh?" Rocco said. "I know it makes sense that he'd be used to hiding it after growing up Catholic in a small town, but we're all secretly rooting for him to come out. It's getting kind of weird acting like we don't know that everyone knows he likes men."
Even Steinberg's distant relatives are aware of his homosexuality.
"Last fall, at his cousin Bryan's wedding, Kurt stood up to make an announcement," said Bea Langan, Steinberg's great aunt. "I thought for sure he was going to tell us all his little 'secret,' but instead he told us that his girlfriend unfortunately couldn't make it because she had pneumonia. Oh, well. Maybe next time."
Steinberg, who first realized he was attracted to males in high school, has been perceived as gay since fifth or sixth grade.
"Kurt is one of those students I'll never forget," said Marcia Krause, Steinberg's middle-school drama teacher. "He was so sweet and so talented--you should have seen him in Pippin. I wonder where he is now. San Francisco or the West Village, I suppose."