Assvomit has slipped

It is unfortunate that Assvomit is a pseudo name for another. He was funny for a brief time, we had high hopes for him. Saddly he has gone the way of Kurt, Rocco, Brett Emerson, and the rest of their queer posse. We were giving you a 5 out of 10 which was always higher than the 1 out of 5 the rest earned for humor and creativity. So sad, Assvomit was really closing in on a 6! Try harder PLEASE!! We miss the old material.

Here is a picture of Brett dressed up as Kurt's uncle/father John Wayne Gacy

Since Assvommit has become the funniest guy, Kurt needed some cheering up. Brett has taken the liberty of dressing up like his uncle/father John Wayne Gacy in hopes of helping Kurt remember happier times. Brett is a true friend to Kurt.

Kurt is also pictured above wearing his favorite outfit getting ready to eat chips off of Brett's gunt.

A shrine for Assvommit

Assvommit you are our hero! Life was boring and plain filled with lame, unfunny ideas that Kurt brought to the table. You are the best! The funniest guy since Dner/Dallas came along. You know how hot you make everybody, use your hotness carefully as it is a very powerful force of influence.

Here is Kurt's boyfriend modeling this years Halloween costume

Since Assvommit has taken the title of being the funniest one in the group Kurt has found a new audience that finds him funny. Here is a picture of his biggest fan; his boy friend Jimmy. Jimmy and Kurt share a very special bond. In fact Jimmy never gets tired of hearing the uncreative, repetitive and uninspiring banter from Kurt. I only hope that Jimmy doesn't hear anything Assvommit says, if he did there is no telling what might happen to their relationship. Way to go Kurt! I knew you would find happiness one day. Don't screw it up by letting Jimmy know or hear anything that Assvommit says.