Friday, October 1, 2010
Rocco is having a dinner party.
In an attempt to win Kurt back Rocco is having a fish fry in his honor. He has been busy marinating the inside of each fish. I never knew that Rocco was such a gourmet. You know what they say Rocco a way to a man's heart is through their stomachs.
Brett your poster is ready
Not to worry Brett I cropped your head out of the picture. The only thing is you should try losing a few pounds.
I want to fire Kurt Steinberg as a gay friend
I made friends with Kurt because I thought he was funny. Don't hate me: I also thought eating buggers and watching dogs poop was also funny. Those were the good old days. We would compare how much snot we could swallow and hope some girl would look at us while we did it. We also would make fun of fags so we could be sooooo popular. It is hard to be popular when you are ugly and stupid. Thank goodness for Kurt's incredible sense of humor and literary style. That good old Kurt could make most grade 5 students laugh just by picking his nose. Now I have a new love: assvomit! Now this guy is funny. Kurt: you are fired!
I wish I was more like Dustin Diamond
Kurt here everyone. As You all know I am a flaming gay fan of DD, well thanks to my therapy it has become patently obvious to me that I really am in love with DD. This all started when I was watching him as a young child actor wearing funny and colorful clothes. I longed to be as cool and quirky as the character Screech. Unfortunately I spent my time as a child being violently abused by my uncle/father John Wayne Gacy. Looking back I now see that it was watching DD that helped me through those difficult years. My therapist was suggesting that I should thank DD for being there for me everyday on television. My therapist thinks that it was watching sbtb while being sodomized by my uncle/father that has shaped who I am today. I wish I could be more like DD,and I will strive to be a better person everyday. I have to stop lashing out at the wrong people, and start the healing process. I have to forgive my uncle/father in order to move forward. I LOVE YOU DUSTIN DIAMOND!!! My bearded angel.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Kurt Steinberg making love to his goat!
A Chicago man had sex with a goat and was seen by a trainload of passengers, a court heard.
Kurt Steinberg, lassoed the animal with his belt at the Paradise allotments near his home.
As the packed train to Chicago stopped at signals, dozens of passengers stared out in amazement.
In seconds, police switchboards were jammed as horrified commuters used their mobiles to report what they had seen.
The female goat was one of a number left to graze near the allotments, the downtown Chicago Court was told.
A man out walking his dog also made a 911 call to Chicago Police.
Two members of the public pinned down Steinberg while a stream of officers raced to the scene. Jobless Steinberg, from Chicago, was initially arrested by the Chicago Police Dog Section.
A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury.
Chicago Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."
Steinberg admitted a sex charge involving an animal last Wednesday.
Judge Jacqueline Davies, who adjourned the case for reports, said: "I do not know what sentence the court will impose on you."
He is due to be sentenced on October 13.
Steinberg, who says he is gay, said after the hearing: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it.
"I have never done anything like this before. I'm sorry Rocco! I love you!"
Kurt Steinberg making love to his goat!
This not really Kurt Steinberg. But this is what it looks like when he porks his goat-wife. The only difference is the size of the pee-pee. Kurt has what they call in a the porn industry a "non-cock". According to the experts anything under an inch is a "non-cock". Kurt Steinberg has a 1/2 inch pee-pee (Rocco likes them small). The goat-wife just sees it as heavy petting. Rocco has goat envy.
Kurt's goat is still wearing her wedding dress!
She sure is pretty! I now know why Kurt likes to pump her full of semen.
Kurt broke up with Rocco
Kurt was happy with Rocco until his old flame Assvomit showed up. Here is a pic of the reunion of these two hardcore queers getting reacquainted. Assvomit taught me: Gunter the shit eating king how to work through the gagging. I never thought we would see him again, but I must say I am pleased. My old friend is back and we will eat shit with each other once again after all these years. He was the true champion, He still holds the record for being able to swallow semen from ANY species from human to horse and fully digest the feces and wash it down with urine. Correct me if I am wrong but I recall you saying that was the secret to getting it done was to wash it down with piss.
I am concerned about Rocco as he may not handle the rejection very well. He does have a temper and may do something irrational. Don't worry Rocco! Gunter will make it better. Better like the way your mom used to wake you up for school as a boy. Remember how she used to take your abnormally small penis and put it in her mouth? Remember how you would pretend to be asleep so she would suck a little longer?
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Rocco Dempsey has a full belly! Horse semen overload!
I swear I love Rocco, but please this is sick. I can blow 12 ponies and a well hung mule. Rocco Blows one aroused stallion and his little belly can't take it. Good thing my pee pee is so small. I hate to see my lover puke like this.
I overate at the glory hole!
I'm proud of my name. I'm proud to be called Kurt Steinberg! I swallow cum like a gay trucker. This time I ate waaaaaay too much. I must say sorry to my fans.
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