New toilet paper for sale

Due to the decline of the US Greenback, it has been determined by currency traders around the globe that toilet paper is more valuable than American dollars. Toilet paper is being swapped for American currency at an alarming rate.

New Flag for the United States

It is a glorious day in the United States of America. All citizens are proudly adopting the new flag and it will be flying loud and proud in neighborhoods all across the country.

Rocco's new gun!

Rocco has been issued his new gun. He is soooooo excited that it matches his uniform perfectly.

Assvomit has enlisted in Uncle Sthams Army

Assvomit just enrolled in the new and improved United States Mlitary. He will be part of the 'well lubed' regiment. Their sole purpose is for gathering intelligence from captured enemy combatants. With this softer approach the military is going to use the asses of the 'soldiers' or cum sponges as they will offIcially be known as, to allow the captured enemy to fuck the 'cum sponges' asses as a trade for information.

I understand that Uncle Stham was ecstatic when Assmoit showed up and got a good look at the size of his ass. Assvomit was so excited to be the first to have the brand new 'bitch tags'

Way to go Assvomit you really know how to serve your country.

Picture leaked: Ass vomit identity revealed

Assvomit is a true internet basement war hero. His image was accidentally leaked by Rocco. Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. Assvomit
just happens to be oversized. I wonder how much Kentucky Fried Chicken he consumes in a week? It is reported that KFC sells 914 million pounds of chicken every year so I suspect that Assvomit is responsible for, on the low side,10% of that figure.

If you notice how close he is to his favorite place: his toilet. I understand that Assvomit sits on the toilet facing backwards, so that he may use the tank as a table to hold his bucket of KFC Extra crispy chicken. This is so he can dine while he shits. This is mainly because he is constantly concerned about maintaining a certain weight so that he can claim government benefits for being such a fat tub of disabled useless shit.

Rocco joining the army

Rocco has been inspired by the new military face paint and has decided to join the Army. He claims it was the paint, but we all know it was the butt plug that caught his interest. Go Rocco! We know you can't wait to screw up and be disciplined by your drill sergeant.

United States Military changes basic training for new recruits

Since US President Barrck Obama recognizes that 99.9% of all military persons are homosexual. Glory hole training and anal riming will be part of the basic training regiment. In adition to these, each member will be issued a butt plug which is to be used while in uniform. The United States military is very pleased to finally be recognized as the homosexual institution it has always been. These new changes, and in addition to all equipment being painted pink, along with all uniforms being changed to reflect the new color swatch shown below are to be implemented immediately. The president is confident that these new measures will boost the moral to a new level, and that the United States military will once again be something the people of the United States will be proud of.

Interview With Kurt Steinberg

I have recently had the pleasure of interviewing Kurt Steinberg. It is really interesting what he has to say about his life.

G - So Kurt how are you today?

KS - Good, I had a bit of a strange night, but otherwise, I'm okay

G - Great to hear Kurt. Well let's not waste anytime, I know you are busy with your forum and your gay life style.

KS- Yeah, really busy Gunter, as you know it takes a great deal of my time.

G - So Kurt, when you look back over the last 10 years or so, what is your fondest memory?

KS - Wow, that's a tough one. After all there are so many fond memories. I guess the one that stands out the most was the time I was hosting an orgy when my parents were away. I had all my gay friends over and we, well lets just say we broke a record.

G - A record?? what do you mean?

KS - Well it is two fold. We managed to form a daisy chain of penis to ass between 23 of us, what was different is that we actually managed to connect the chain. That was the record breaker. Up to that point it had never been accomplished.

G - Wow!! that is really amazing Kurt. Was this some sort of Guinness Book accomplishment.

KS - Not at all, it was a personal record, never before had I been able to get enough people together to connect the chain.

G - You know I have to ask: Who was the first to blow their load?

KS - It is always Rocco. He has no stamina, in fact his tiny penis is the 'weak link' in the chain.

G - I know what you mean. Well I also wanted to ask you what is with all of the Dustin Diamond posts?

KS - I must confess, the character Screech he played on SBTB. Reminds me of what I was like in High School. I was kind of dorky and awkward, girls didn't notice me. Not that I cared, because I was hiding my homosexuality from all of the cool jocks.

G - It must have been really hard growing up at your school.

KS - It was not that bad. Sometimes the jocks would rough me up in the locker room during gym class. Deep down inside it was what I was really after. Mind you I had to hide the fact I really loved it.

G - Rouged you up?

KS - Yep, they would force my face into toilets full of shit, or sometimes they would urinate on me. I was able to act like I didn't like it until my senior year. That's when it happened.

G - What happened?

KS - I was getting undressed after gym class and in came a couple of the jocks that liked to pick on me. This time they pushed me on the ground and started to tape my hands behind my back. Next thing I knew I was on my back and they noticed I had a raging hard on. One of the jocks said, "this dork actually likes this" I couldn't keep it a secret any longer. The two jocks pulled down their pants and started rubbing their cocks and balls all over my face. I couldn't believe this was happening. Next one of the jocks grabbed my hair and asked me "what do you think of this?" as he forced his cock into my mouth.

G - WHOA!! Sounds kind of hot

KS - It was hot. Next thing I knew one of them was plunging his cock into my mouth and the other was tearing off my shorts and thrusting his member into my ass. OH MY GOD it felt good! Without any warning these two gave a high five and changed ends. Now I could taste my own shit as I blew this guys cock. I thought I might have flinched, actually I felt my self starting to blow my load.

G - How could you have not?

KS - The problem was that these two didn't like the idea of me enjoying this so much, so they started to punch me as they fucked my mouth and ass.

G - Oh that's rough

KS - Tell me about it! All I can remember is waking up, covered in jizz, urine, and shit. I was missing a couple of teeth and my ass was oozing blood.

G - Well let's not talk about that anymore, I am sure it is still difficult.

KS - Not really, I am okay with it

G - Do tell

KS - Well these two jocks ended up becoming my close friends

G - No kidding?

KS - Gunter, the two jocks were Brett and Dner

G - Ah, that makes sense

KS - Sure does, we sometimes will role play out that same scene. They just don't kick the crap out of me at the end.

G - Very good. I only have a couple of more questions

KS - Sure, ask away

G - Rick Bawls. How do you feel about him?

KS - Actually I secretly love him. I find the thought of him greasing up my ass and filling me so full of meat. I know I would swear that I was a deep freezer, it would be very exciting. Me and my friends like to ask him questions and tell stories about him through the forum, but the reality is, we are just writing about our weekends or things we wish would happen to us.

G - So Kurt, where do you see yourself in the next ten years?

KS - Pretty much where I am now. Spending my time, relaying my life on my forum. Longing for Rick to be Bawls deep in my ass.

G - Well thanks Kurt, I know you have to get back to your forum.

KS - Anytime Gunter

Kurt Steinberg's favorite movie of ALL time!

I was recently over at Kurt's for weekly movie night. Normally Kurt plays old episodes of Saved by the Bell or some new military themed Gay midget porno he has found. This night in particular was very unique. He played a really strange movie called the Human Centipede. It is not unusual to see Kurt start rubbing one out while we are at his place. We just accept that this is what Kurt does. But this time, it was so bizarre, I have never seen him this aroused.

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/z1nquq/the-human-centipede-theatrical-trailer

Rocco "Reach Around" Dempsey

Rocco is known for many things: Masturbating to old episodes of Saved by the Bell, swallowing gallons of man juice, delivering one hell of a foot massage, and is most prestigiously known for giving a good 'reach around' while thrusting his thimble sized pee pee into Kurt's gory ass. He has been given a new nickname by Kurt. Rocco "Reach Around" Dempsey

This is really a moving and touching day for all. Way to go Rocco!! Everyone is really excited by this great accomplishment!



Congrats Kurt !! RB

Kurt has hemorrhoids

Kurt is both surprised and upset that his 'mangina' is so sore from all of the ass fucking he has indulged in. He has offered this photograph to his proctologist/lover to show to other homosexual men why they should be careful of having too much anal sex. Kurt has an obsession, and he will stop at nothing to feed it. If he can't find cock to ram into his rectum, he has been know to force just about anything from broom handles to table legs into his ass. He actually wants to be recognized for this achievement and has been lobbying for years to have his favorite past time made into an Olympic event. Way to go Kurt! You are the champion of champions, the people of America will applaud you.

United States Army finally 'comes out'

It has been rumored for years that 99.9% of all members, retired and present, of the United States Military are homosexual. It has been mandated by president Barrack Obama that all Military issue equipment be painted pink in order to show their true colors.