Assvomit has enlisted in Uncle Sthams Army

Assvomit just enrolled in the new and improved United States Mlitary. He will be part of the 'well lubed' regiment. Their sole purpose is for gathering intelligence from captured enemy combatants. With this softer approach the military is going to use the asses of the 'soldiers' or cum sponges as they will offIcially be known as, to allow the captured enemy to fuck the 'cum sponges' asses as a trade for information.

I understand that Uncle Stham was ecstatic when Assmoit showed up and got a good look at the size of his ass. Assvomit was so excited to be the first to have the brand new 'bitch tags'

Way to go Assvomit you really know how to serve your country.