United States Military changes basic training for new recruits

Since US President Barrck Obama recognizes that 99.9% of all military persons are homosexual. Glory hole training and anal riming will be part of the basic training regiment. In adition to these, each member will be issued a butt plug which is to be used while in uniform. The United States military is very pleased to finally be recognized as the homosexual institution it has always been. These new changes, and in addition to all equipment being painted pink, along with all uniforms being changed to reflect the new color swatch shown below are to be implemented immediately. The president is confident that these new measures will boost the moral to a new level, and that the United States military will once again be something the people of the United States will be proud of.