I was thinking about the time you wanted to start working out and put on some muscle. Do you remember how you used to read Muscle and Fitness magazine? Do you remember how you used to masturbate all the time looking at the pictures of the body builders in the articles about training? Do you remember how badly you wanted to have a manly physique and how tired you were of being the skinny weakling that was constantly picked on your whole life? Do you remember reading in Muscle and Fitness about ingesting protein to bulk up? Remember how you thought it would be better to use your own semen to increase the protein content of your muscle building shakes. Do you recall how little it actually did for you and that you are still the little wimp you have always been?
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Thursday, September 23, 2010
Hey Rocco!! Do you remember when...
I was thinking about the time you wanted to start working out and put on some muscle. Do you remember how you used to read Muscle and Fitness magazine? Do you remember how you used to masturbate all the time looking at the pictures of the body builders in the articles about training? Do you remember how badly you wanted to have a manly physique and how tired you were of being the skinny weakling that was constantly picked on your whole life? Do you remember reading in Muscle and Fitness about ingesting protein to bulk up? Remember how you thought it would be better to use your own semen to increase the protein content of your muscle building shakes. Do you recall how little it actually did for you and that you are still the little wimp you have always been?
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Party in Brett's mouth!! Everyone is coming!!
Kurt's rest room tips for newbies.
1. Wait at sinks until someone enters to use urinal or stall
2. Stand or take stall next to possible score
3. Cough or clear you throat if at urinal when looking at the genitals of the guy you are cruising
4. If in stall tap the foot of the person next to you and clear you throat
5. Be yourself
6. It may take a couple of tries to get someone to engage in the fun
7. Be prepared with a condom
8. Relax and enjoy random encounters
My experiences vary, but I always find someone willing to go.
Happy hunting!
Kurt
Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in New Jersey
Rocco wanted to pose for a picture. He was feeling left out
As Kurt and Rocco have nothing to offer other than homosexual jokes and rest stop banter. They wanted the world to see how 'little' they have to offer the heterosexual and homosexual communities in the bedroom. This should clarify why they are so obsessed with Dustin Diamond. They are jealous of his big cock.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Picture of Kurt's uncle/father John Wayne Gacy
Monday, September 20, 2010
Rocco loves getting cum in his eye
The transition has been good. Since Kurt has been gone Rpcco is looking for more customers. Here is a picture of him peeking out of his glory hole waiting for the next hot shot of sticky white. The little poof from New Jersey now has a reliable source of hair product to guido-spike his hair with. He used to always have Kurt shoot a hot load or two in his hair before going out. He claims it just holds better than anything Paul Mitchell sells. The truth is he just likes getting jizz shots into his hair and he never actually showers unless it is someone pissing all over him. I have never seen anything as putrid as Rocco showering in urine.
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