I want to fire Kurt Steinberg as a gay friend

I made friends with Kurt because I thought he was funny. Don't hate me: I also thought eating buggers and watching dogs poop was also funny. Those were the good old days. We would compare how much snot we could swallow and hope some girl would look at us while we did it. We also would make fun of fags so we could be sooooo popular. It is hard to be popular when you are ugly and stupid. Thank goodness for Kurt's incredible sense of humor and literary style. That good old Kurt could make most grade 5 students laugh just by picking his nose. Now I have a new love: assvomit! Now this guy is funny. Kurt: you are fired!