Squirt Monkey Douche Fantasy

I am confirming that my mother made me play a game when I was about five or six years old called squirt monkey douche fantasy. She was really intoxicated when telling the story, but she described in great detail that I would take a mouth full of a vinegar lemon solution, swish it around in my mouth. Next I would press my lips into her snatch and spray the frothy solution inside as best I could. It is true she made me wear a little monkey costume? I would also confirm that she allowed my father/brother fondle my little genitals while I did this. She really provided the best environment for me when I was growing up.