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Monday, August 9, 2010

My childhood

As a child I grew up in a home that didn't have a great deal of money.  My alcoholic whore mother had a new man over every night, sometimes two or three at the same time.  I would fall asleep to the sounds of my whore mother screaming and moaning.  As I lay there in my Peter Pan costume I would cry myself to sleep most nights.  My whore mom tried to provide the best she could for us.  My favourite breakfast food was corn flakes.  I really loved breakfast as I knew it was unlikely that I would get another meal during the day, because my whore mother would spend most of the money she made turning tricks on booze and anal lube.  During one my mother's drunken confessions I recently found out that those corn flakes were actually dried jizz spots that had been scraped from my whore mom's gunt.  To this day I still crave the taste of dried jizz spots.  This led to my first job as jizz mopper/fluffer on the sets of porno movies.  I have to thank my whore mom for laying the foundation for my jizz obsession.

1 comment:

  1. Wow!
    I knew Kurt was a total loser, but this really makes me feel sorry for him.

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