Aug 11th 2010
Man Arrested for Planning to Eat His Cat
There are sickos, and then there are sickos we can't even think of appropriate jokes for because they're such sickos. A prime example is accused cat abuser Kurt Steinberg, of Chicago Il
On Sunday afternoon, police pulled Steinberg over for running a stop sign and found his cat Navarro -- hopefully not named after Jane's Addiction guitarist and Carmen Electra banger Dave Navarro -- in the trunk of his car. The poor kitty was being "marinated," according to Steinberg, in oils, spices and peppers for that night's feast.
The accused cat prep cook was booked on a charge of animal cruelty, and Navarro is now named "Oliver," in order to help him transition to a life of, you know, not being eaten by yokels. He is currently in the process of being adopted by a harmless-seeming couple in town.
Judging by his mug shot, we'd say this Steinberg is entirely innocent. Who couldn't love a face that resembles a bowling ball landing in a pile of Spam?
I did it for Rose. She is insanely jealous and wanted the cat gone.
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