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Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Kurt the goat fucker!
We all agree that the goat is pretty hot, but Kurt, did you really have to go and pork it???? Now it is going to smell all greasy and kinda like your whore of a mother.
A Chicago man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Rocco Dumpster, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Kurt Steinberg, to pay a dowry of ($50) to Rocco "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Rocco said. Rocco Dumpster, of some shitty housing districtl in the lower East Side, told CNNthat he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Steinberg with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up." Rocco Dumpster then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Dumpster told CNN.
Chicago man forced to 'marry' goat
ReplyDeleteA Chicago man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Rocco Dumpster, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Kurt Steinberg, to pay a dowry of ($50) to Rocco
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Rocco said.
Rocco Dumpster, of some shitty housing districtl in the lower East Side, told CNNthat he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Steinberg with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Rocco Dumpster then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Dumpster told CNN.