Since I am such an uneducated, poor, wretch of a human being I would like to confirm that it is true I beg for spare change while I hang out checking out dudes dicks as they piss at your my rest stop? Is it true whenever a dude blasts ass I make the comment "well done". It is true that I hurry over so I can breath deeply and suck up the fart? It is true that I shake my change cup in an attempt to get people to give me a nickel or a dime. It is true most times I just get beaten and raped and wind up with my change cup shoved up my ass? I really should get a real job!