Me and my insertion tricks

I have a job at a glory hole at a truck stop. One of my friends has to be the lookout for the cops while I work my shift at the glory hole. I need the money to live as I have never gone very far in life. One day I convinced myself that I could fit a shampoo bottle in my ass. Up I went standing on top of the bathroom vanity, my ass facing the mirror so he could see everything. I kept saying to everyone look it fits! I sure was clenching my ass that day because the cap popped off the bottle and hit the mirror, then the shampoo oozed out of my ass.  I laughed so much as I thought it was really funny. Especially, considering all the ass sex I have received over the last 10 years or so I was impressed I could squeeze something that tightly. I kept begging Rocco to give it to my shampoo covered ass. As the end of this bathroom adventure was drawing to a close I kept yelling that he wanted to do the Rusty Trombone on Rocco. I sure can be sick sometimes.