Strange but true.

I was at my local Starbucks this afternoon for my usual 3:00 in the afternoon chai latte. While I was there, I had to take a gut-wrenching dump so I entered the mens room to unleash the glory and exercise this demon. While I was in the stall, in between the angry sounds coming from my ass I heard a commotion coming from somewhere. In my haste to investigate the ruckus, I neglected wiping my messy ass, and for that matter I knew that I wasn't quite finished the job. With my curiosity getting the better of me I left the building and walked out back. To my surprise Rocco and Kurt were wrestling with the fat Barista who made the latte's, this guy bore a striking resemblance to none other than the washed up child celebrity Dustin Diamond. I couldn't believe it, after all these years he had been working at Starbucks. I guess I didn't recognize him at first because he was so fat now. His size sure helped him with Kurt and Rocco, next thing I saw was Diamonds pants around his ankles and his enormous ass straddling both Kurt and Rocco. He screamed out Victory!! and covered them with a foulness that I had not seen since watching Slum Dog Millionaire, it reminded me of the scene where the kid jumps into a lake of shit to get an autograph from the famous Bollywood actor. This time the only autograph was layer upon layer of Dustin Diamond's excrement all over Kurt and Rocco. Deep down inside I could tell Kurt and Rocco loved it, thanks to my training last weekend.