Rocco is a Jersey Shore wannabe who thought he had a chance to be on the show. He started to style his hair like a Guido, realizing that he needed a tan to complete his look. There was a problem, he couldn't afford to go to tanning beds, tanning creams or tanning sprays. So Rocco asked Dner to do him a favor. He wanted Dner to only drink carrot juice and eat nothing for an entire week. Dner agreed to help Rocco. When the week was over Rocco took Dner to Taco Bell and treated him to 5 tacos and 6 burrito supremes with extra fire sauce.
Rocco and Dner sat in my van. While Dner filled his face, Rocco bounced in his seat like a giddy school girl. Once Dner was finished eating, his bowels started to gurgle dangerously. Dner gave the signal and Rocco scrambled to 'assume the position' in the back of the van. Dner barely got his pants down before an enormous greasy explosion of liquified orange colored shit plastered Rocco's face. Dner hovered over Rocco, diarrhea flowing for a solid 10 minutes. The stench would have been too much for most people, not sick Rocco, he was basking in the glory of his new organic spray tan.
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