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Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Something really embarrassing happened to me today
I was fired today from my job at the sperm bank. I really can only blame my Uncle John and my whore mother. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't crave the taste of fresh or dried up cock junk. I was caught drinking the donated sperm and replacing it with yogurt by my supervisor. I pleaded to keep my job, I even let my supervisor fuck start my face for a solid hour. He just laughed and wiped off my foaming mouth with a pink slip. What a jerk, he took pictures of my mouth full of his cock and balls. He promised not to show them to anyone, but I don't trust him. Looks like I will be back to fluffing for the gay porn industry, YET again. Rocco is going to flip, between our legal troubles and needing to money to move to California. We may just be staying in Chicago for the time being. My life REALLY SUCKS right now!!
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