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Saturday, August 21, 2010
Rocco and I are going to enter the BME pain olympics
We know it can be potentially fatal but we are willing to take the risk. A man died being fucked by a horse a few years ago in this contest. I feel as though I have a much better chance of survival considering the mileage my ass has. In order to prepare Rocco is going to wear an extender sleeve on his tiny little penis and wear his unicorn costume. Plus Rocco has experience with animals, having seen his mother blow horses and dogs before. I am doing this for Uncle John Wayne Gacy as he would have been so proud of me for entering this event. I plan on wearing a T-shirt with a picture of him in his clown costume on the back to honor him while I get fucked by the horse. The greatest part will be when the horse blows it's load, Rocco will jump in and start eating the horse jizz just like his mom taught him to do. Wish us luck!
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