Air force retrofits planes

The Air force has finalized all changes from the old paint to new on equipment. The planes have been retrofitted with new weapons systems.
Instead of guns, bombs, and missiles the new planes will be equipped with bubble cannons, and speaker systems designed to blast Lady GaGa songs. This will enable the forces to dance and frolic in style. Glee regiments are starting to emerge at bases all across America.

Christmas came early.

Kurt bought Assvomit and Rocco early Christmas presents. With the announcement from President Barrack Obama that the fourth of July is now going to be known as "Suck a black cock day" This is because the president feels that the country is ready to come out and be the Pro Gay country it has always been. This huge for Kurt and his group of Queers, no more hiding in dark rooms fantasizing about black cocks.

Kurt wanted his fellow faggots to ready with new patriotic wear. The usual red, white and blue will be replaced by the thong and matching truckers hat. Way to go USA!! finally something to be proud of. Seeing as the US has failed militarily for a very long time, this is a real morale booster for the people of America.

New toilet paper for sale

Due to the decline of the US Greenback, it has been determined by currency traders around the globe that toilet paper is more valuable than American dollars. Toilet paper is being swapped for American currency at an alarming rate.

New Flag for the United States

It is a glorious day in the United States of America. All citizens are proudly adopting the new flag and it will be flying loud and proud in neighborhoods all across the country.

Rocco's new gun!

Rocco has been issued his new gun. He is soooooo excited that it matches his uniform perfectly.

Assvomit has enlisted in Uncle Sthams Army

Assvomit just enrolled in the new and improved United States Mlitary. He will be part of the 'well lubed' regiment. Their sole purpose is for gathering intelligence from captured enemy combatants. With this softer approach the military is going to use the asses of the 'soldiers' or cum sponges as they will offIcially be known as, to allow the captured enemy to fuck the 'cum sponges' asses as a trade for information.

I understand that Uncle Stham was ecstatic when Assmoit showed up and got a good look at the size of his ass. Assvomit was so excited to be the first to have the brand new 'bitch tags'

Way to go Assvomit you really know how to serve your country.

Picture leaked: Ass vomit identity revealed

Assvomit is a true internet basement war hero. His image was accidentally leaked by Rocco. Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. Assvomit
just happens to be oversized. I wonder how much Kentucky Fried Chicken he consumes in a week? It is reported that KFC sells 914 million pounds of chicken every year so I suspect that Assvomit is responsible for, on the low side,10% of that figure.

If you notice how close he is to his favorite place: his toilet. I understand that Assvomit sits on the toilet facing backwards, so that he may use the tank as a table to hold his bucket of KFC Extra crispy chicken. This is so he can dine while he shits. This is mainly because he is constantly concerned about maintaining a certain weight so that he can claim government benefits for being such a fat tub of disabled useless shit.