Unfortunate incident at the pet show. Thankfully Rocco was there to help get Chan out of harms way

I brought one of my best friends and lovers: Chan to the annual dog show I go to. This year I am so thankful Rocco was there; having all his experience with horny animals and such. Rocco jumped right in and started to give that dog what it wanted. He smeared Alpo all over his ass to create a distraction for the dog. Chan was able to escape when the dog lost interest in him and started to lick and eat the food from Rocco's crack. Once the food was gone the dog mounted Rocco and started to pump his ass with his dog boner. As you can see from the picture, Chan is very upset with this dog. Rocco's expression was much different, he was in a trance-like state while the dog humped away.

The strange thing is he kept muttering the words "good boy" over and over. You really saved the day that time Rocco!

Rocco's suave older brother Ricco

'IT' has Moobs

I love rubbing my cock on IT's (Bretts) Moobs as he has no penis and one of his folds or flaps only cuts it during foreplay. It is fun when he asks us to write our names on his Moobs with poop from IT's own ass.

Here is a picture of Rocco the Guido from New Jersey. He is the one on the left. Did you say you're from Jersey Rocco. What exit Guido?

Rocco's pee pee has fallen of!

Smell my finger please? If you do I will show you the thing I call a penis. It is small and it stands tall.

Rocco is mad!

Stop making fun of his family! His sister is a whore too, but she makes good money!

My visit with Kurt’s whore Mom

I recently had lunch with Kurt’s whore of a mother. Kurt wasn’t kidding when he said his Whore Mom is a workaholic, she kept offering to pleasure me for a fiver. Her breath stank of stale sperm and monkey ball sweat. She burped a couple of times during lunch and cleared the table of people sitting next to us. As they walked out they complained to the manager about smelling raw sewage. Some find that to be a bad thing. Not me! They don't call me Gunter the shit eating king for nothing.

We shared a few laughs when she was reminiscing about the day Kurt was born. She describes a very strange pregnancy and delivery, mainly because she didn’t really have a clue which man was Kurt’s father. Another reason it was very difficult for her is because she was turning tricks up to the day Kurt came into the world. It is hard to pay the rent when you are a butt ugly whore.

She was telling me how she remembers very fondly how special Kurt was. She had never experienced anything like this while giving birth to any of his other siblings. As he was passing through her greasy snatch Kurt took a big lick, which surprised and pleased her the same time. New born babies typically don’t smile, but Kurt was smiling the remnants of her last john glistening on his face. The lick was a welcome surprise, but Kurt was born with an erection which brushed against her G-spot as his body passed through her slimy cavern coated in jizz and shit from the last shit orgy. It was so shocking that it caused her to lose control of her bowels, unfortunately her sphincter was over used and she couldn’t stop the tidal wave. As the cold air hit baby Kurt’s body he cried and his mouth filled with diarrhea. She really feels that it was this diarrhea and jizz baptism that led to his obsession with feces. This also blessed him with the ability to endure the most fowl experiences in life.

Most babies would have died from the the shit in the mouth. Not Kurt though! He enjoyed every last bit of it. After that he would only fall to sleep if his soother was dipped in dog shit. Poor Kurt! Bad breath, brown teeth and a taste for dog shit from a very young age.(sounds like a country song, but it should be the song of Kurt's sad life)