Long-Time Goat-loving Homosexual Killed By Goat

Long-Time Goat-loving Homosexual Killed By Goat
Man Found With Goat On Top Of Him, Rope Around His Neck

Chicago. -- A Chicago homosexual was killed by a goat Tuesday that he was attempting to ravish in a fenced-in area.

Kurt Steinberg, 30, was found dead by his lover, Rocco Dempsey after he didn't return home for some time.
Steinberg's lover told authorities that when he went outside to check on his lover, he was on the ground next to a trailer where the goat was tied up, according to a police report.
The goat was on top of Steinberg, and the rope that was tied to the animal was wrapped around the man's neck.
"I’ll never forget the sight I saw," said Rocco.
The goat also tried to attack Rocco and emergency personnel. The normally docile goat was killed after the attack. It may have had just about enough of the raping it had received for the last 2 years.
Other members of their gay community said Steinberg had heart problems that could have contributed to his death.
"When Daddy, a name Kurt was affectionately know by, went out there to put him up, he got his feet tangled up and fell, and the initial shock of the fall was what triggered, maybe, his heart attack," said friend and former lover Brett Emerson. "Kurt was so much of a man, and I don’t think a 40 pound goat could've ever done anything to him."
Channel 4 talked to Steinberg's lover on Wednesday who said he was a troubled man who loved diarrhea and former childhood star Dustin Diamond.
"Well, he was a horny man. He loved all kinds of men, animals and his homosexual community," said Dempsey.
Steinberg was the pastor of Rectal View Independent Missionary Homosexual Church since 1990.
"The first love of his life was poop and anal sex," said member of the gay community Dallas/Dner Boisen.
"He believed what he preached and he lived what he preached," said John Dado.
Family and friends said Kurt Steinberg was a gentle giant and that when he delivered rim jobs, everyone begged for a chance to feel Kurt’s tongue.
Visitation for Kurt Steinberg is set for Friday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at Sykes Funeral Home in Chicago. The funeral will immediately follow.