Kurt shut out for being too gay.

Sadly Kurt lost his second Internet Forum recently. In order for he and his lovers to cope they have spent their time in mourning, recycling the same lame crap they have been for a decade, making animated short movies.

There is hope: Kurt's homoerotic rest room fantasies will finally become real life experiences. Kurt will be imitating his demented erotic Dustin Diamond stories which Kurt affectionately refers to as art. Without this outlet of fantasy that Kurt has been using as an emotional crutch for so many years, no one really knows how Kurt will deal with ths loss. It is widely rumored that he will finally get to act out these bizarre scenarios and hopefully, when this happens for Kurt, everyone truly feels he will find peace, stroking and licking the shafts of strange men, being rewarded with and swallowing gallons of jizz while listening to a symphony of farts. I bet Kurt is rubbing one out just thinking about the next cock he gets to fondle and suck on. What a blessed life you lead! Don't worry Gay Kurt it will be okay.

Rocco playing Uncle John Wane Gacy for Kurt

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Kurt was feeling sentimental this Easter, and was missing his uncle/father John Wayne Gacy, the famous serial killer from Chicago. Known mainly for dressing up as a clown, and brutally raping, and killing homosexual men. Rocco is seen in this photo, dressed up as John, filling Kurt's mouth with diarrhea, just like he used to do when John was alive. Kurt really owes Rocco for cheering him up, just like Uncle/Daddy John used to.

Air force retrofits planes

The Air force has finalized all changes from the old paint to new on equipment. The planes have been retrofitted with new weapons systems.
Instead of guns, bombs, and missiles the new planes will be equipped with bubble cannons, and speaker systems designed to blast Lady GaGa songs. This will enable the forces to dance and frolic in style. Glee regiments are starting to emerge at bases all across America.

Christmas came early.

Kurt bought Assvomit and Rocco early Christmas presents. With the announcement from President Barrack Obama that the fourth of July is now going to be known as "Suck a black cock day" This is because the president feels that the country is ready to come out and be the Pro Gay country it has always been. This huge for Kurt and his group of Queers, no more hiding in dark rooms fantasizing about black cocks.

Kurt wanted his fellow faggots to ready with new patriotic wear. The usual red, white and blue will be replaced by the thong and matching truckers hat. Way to go USA!! finally something to be proud of. Seeing as the US has failed militarily for a very long time, this is a real morale booster for the people of America.

New toilet paper for sale

Due to the decline of the US Greenback, it has been determined by currency traders around the globe that toilet paper is more valuable than American dollars. Toilet paper is being swapped for American currency at an alarming rate.

New Flag for the United States

It is a glorious day in the United States of America. All citizens are proudly adopting the new flag and it will be flying loud and proud in neighborhoods all across the country.

Rocco's new gun!

Rocco has been issued his new gun. He is soooooo excited that it matches his uniform perfectly.